- Mom (sms): Hey darling, we'll arrive home in five minutes
- Me: ok I'll hide the drugs and send everyone home
- Mom: ...
- Me: ok I just made a cheese omelette with fried potatos and carrots. sorry to dissapoint you.
The absolute worst things in the world.
The holocaust was next I’m sure
(via rukomi)
Source: anarchymydear
Originally from wake up! wake up! you are going to die!
I googled “bad architecture model” and I found this
Now I’m committing suicide
This is way too much fun. I’m gunna do a few more today~
How did you know that’s what I look like when eating cookies
Source: frankenbolt
Originally from Frankenstein Pie
(via kriegskrieg)
Source: -theperfectmistake
Originally from "Look at you, little triple threat, trifecta."
matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names
(via tempurral-shenanigans)
Source: everybodyandtelevision
Originally from there are only two things i love in this world...
Good news.
I’ve finally tore my finger off the model
I sort of… can’t take my finger off the model
It’s been five minutes now… I need to use the toilet :<
as long as you can still write about that on tumblr you’ll be fine (worst case scenario: we’ll have a sequel to 127 hours)
yeah, kind of difficult to reblog things with just one hand though
I like the 127 hours’ challenge
Source: deathofatune
Originally from sleeping sun
f;jdkasl;fjd Oh gosh honey. I guess you’ll just have to present it that way. Casually keeping one hand on the model at all times.
^^^^^
que pegamento era? D:
La gotita. La perdición de la piel suave.
